can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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