You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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