i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
