should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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