thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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