He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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