So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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