Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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