Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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