why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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