have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
why do cheetos always look like penises
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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