ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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