Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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