I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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