im gay
i know
yea but for you.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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