if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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