I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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