Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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