Is it normal to miss your booty call?
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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