butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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