A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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