We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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