Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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