OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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