butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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