I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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