its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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