just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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