I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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