He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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