I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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