He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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