I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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