i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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