It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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