I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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