I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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