I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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