Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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