I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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