So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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