i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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