Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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