No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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