She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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