who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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