i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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