why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
