I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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