I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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