We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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