Come see our sink grown plant.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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