She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize