you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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