Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He? As in you personified your dick?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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